the Arsengers Assemble
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“Don’t write us off”
Thomas Vermaelen doesn’t score own goals, the others are too afraid to tell him he scored one so they write it under Fulham’s name.
The ball is so afraid of TV that it goes in whatever net is the closest.
TV scored an own goal just to show the Arsenal defenders that they are not invincible and they suck without him.
TV can play any position-defender, striker, midfielder, goal keeper, even opposition’s player.
TV decided to give Fulham a chance and he scored an own goal. After that he decided that they didn’t deserve it so he scored a normal goal.
There aren’t goals in the EPL. There are own goals by TV and goals scored by TV under the name Robin van Persie.
For Christmas Vidic and Terry wish for Vermaelen’s skills. Vermaelen wants Mike Dean’s head.
Penalties are never given against TV, when someone is tackled by TV he apologizes to him and gets up. No one expects TV to apologize for being good.
TV is always MOTM, he just hacks into the system and changes the vote so his teammates won’t feel bad.
Happy birthday to our wonderful Verminator <3
Verma, if only you knew how precious and important for the team you were. Be safe, stay fit, may God bless you and let you enjoy your career. You are amazing, you are our own Verminator. We love you, Thomas. And don’t forget-once a Guuner, always a Gunner.



